21.Apr.14 1 day ago

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via charmeleon)

21.Apr.14 1 day ago

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via forcefields)

21.Apr.14 1 day ago

notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

(via forcefields)

21.Apr.14 1 day ago
21.Apr.14 1 day ago

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

image

(Source: greatjaggi, via jctrappedinthenevermind)

21.Apr.14 1 day ago
,,

I look for you in everyone.

Six Word Story #16 by absentions (via absentions)

(via foaxls)

21.Apr.14 1 day ago
21.Apr.14 1 day ago