It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot